Sunday, January 7, 2007
Tes-tos-ta-boy
January...and I've already lost the Mother of the Year award. I lined up Tes-tos-ta-boy in front of three bigger kids and sent him down a big tube slide at the park. Somewhere in the dark spiraling dungeon of pain, his feet got twisted underneath him. One day and three doctors later, he has a very nice super-hero blue cast from his toes to his groin on his right leg. A spiral fracture. I guess little boys are fragile after all.
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Ish. I think we should collaborate on a comic book: The Adventures of Tes-tos-ta-boy and Destructo. In our most recent issue, Destructo vanquished the evil Dell Laptop with a weaponized glass of water! No, seriously. If you notice any typos, it's probably water damage. *sigh*
As I read you post about the park mishap, I have a full contact seven year old tackle football game going on over my newly upholstered couch. I wonder if superhero blue casts are going to match my furniture? Maybe a slipcover... uh oh someone's screaming cheat
Blood red, blue cast, and the terrified whitened face of a mother watching her children kill one another - some people call that a patriotic theme, and there are TONS of home accessories to match it.
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