Perils of Motherhood

I guess the best way to get back into the game is just duck your head and insult someone...so here goes. Is Hillary Clinton for real? Why is...

I can't believe it's been more than a month...My husband is launching a second career as a wedding photographer, and it's taking...

Just when everyone was feeling better...my son grew a breast!...A very painful one apparently. January...a broken leg...February...a breast....

Strep Throat...Fevers...Ear Infections...Flu...Dang those Grocery Cart Germs! Where have I been??? I've been picking regurgitated banana...

I insist that our children sit down at the table three times a day for meals. It really works out well...most of the time. Last night over d...

January...and I've already lost the Mother of the Year award. I lined up Tes-tos-ta-boy in front of three bigger kids and sent him down ...

Hey Evander, I know thats you. Any idea where I can buy a basket big enough to hold a lawnmower, weedeater, and 2 three-story doll houses?