Strep Throat...Fevers...Ear Infections...Flu...Dang those Grocery Cart Germs! Where have I been??? I've been picking regurgitated banana out of eyelashes!
Ah, regurgitated bananas...nectar of the gods. I think there is a significant market opportunity for Purell hip holsters. Or maybe Purell webslingers like Spiderman has. You know, bend your hand back and the Purell just shoots out of your wrist. What a world that would be. We actually shrink-wrapped our kid with just his face exposed. He hasn't gotten sick, but he kinda looks like a mottled pink sausage.
And stay away from my kids. We've been healthy for a month, and we don;t need any of your sickies making us sick.
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Ah, regurgitated bananas...nectar of the gods. I think there is a significant market opportunity for Purell hip holsters. Or maybe Purell webslingers like Spiderman has. You know, bend your hand back and the Purell just shoots out of your wrist. What a world that would be.
ReplyDeleteWe actually shrink-wrapped our kid with just his face exposed. He hasn't gotten sick, but he kinda looks like a mottled pink sausage.